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humansofnewyork:

Probably got the biggest laugh of my HONY career when I asked for this guy’s story, and he answered in a complete deadpan: “Just running for President.” He then handed me a description of his platform, which among other things, included “a free pony for every American.”

Vermin Supreme!!! My fave politician

randomobjectsshineoverme:

humansofnewyork:

Probably got the biggest laugh of my HONY career when I asked for this guy’s story, and he answered in a complete deadpan: “Just running for President.” He then handed me a description of his platform, which among other things, included “a free pony for every American.”

Vermin Supreme!!! My fave politician

@MollyDies

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“Haters gonna hate”

“Haters gonna hate”

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@MollyDies lmao

@MollyDies lmao

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