Probably got the biggest laugh of my HONY career when I asked for this guy’s story, and he answered in a complete deadpan: “Just running for President.” He then handed me a description of his platform, which among other things, included “a free pony for every American.”
Vermin Supreme!!! My fave politician
oh
hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
… naturally.






