tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"

tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"

(via death-by-lulz)

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

(via death-by-lulz)

flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it
and there we go
the difference is a rat plays jazz

flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it

and there we go

the difference is a rat plays jazz

(via death-by-lulz)